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Old Oct 22, 2005, 11:55 AM // 11:55   #41
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*walks into the bar* Ouch!! (oh the humor)
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Old Oct 22, 2005, 11:56 AM // 11:56   #42
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*Beckons HOXMAN to join me for a drink at the bar and watch the dancing babes*
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Old Oct 22, 2005, 01:18 PM // 13:18   #43
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*Strolls in and storms over to the bar staring everyone down with a look that says, "Touch me.. and you'll regret it"*
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Old Oct 22, 2005, 02:11 PM // 14:11   #44
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*poke mistress eyahl*
*pulls out franchi 12-gauge BOOM! HEADSHOT! everybodies dead...*
*casts res on everybody*
*BOOM!HEADSHOT! everybodies dead...*
*casts res*
*leaves bar and closes exit with a door that just wont open*
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Old Oct 22, 2005, 02:12 PM // 14:12   #45
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*Tries to enter bar, fails, leaves.
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Old Oct 22, 2005, 02:16 PM // 14:16   #46
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*teleports plat into the bar*
*yells "teleportin people into the bar fight bar!*
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Old Oct 22, 2005, 02:17 PM // 14:17   #47
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*Teleports out of bar, uses permanent anti-teleport spell, runs like hell away from bar to a secluded place.
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Old Oct 22, 2005, 02:18 PM // 14:18   #48
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Watches the dancing headless babes.
Decides its not fun anymore.
Leaves and vows never to come back.
Can't leave.
Goes back to watching headless babes dancing.
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Old Oct 22, 2005, 02:24 PM // 14:24   #49
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*Wanders in, realizes he's seeing double*

I got two guns... One for each of ya...
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Old Oct 22, 2005, 02:28 PM // 14:28   #50
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*Transforms into Pika-Cloud, uses Electric Buster Slash on bar door, transforms into Pika-Gunner, shoots Echo, transforms back to Pika-Link, runs like hell away from bar, anti-teleport spell still in effect.
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Old Oct 22, 2005, 02:34 PM // 14:34   #51
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*turns over to Platinum on the last second*

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Old Oct 22, 2005, 02:35 PM // 14:35   #52
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*Despells anti-teleport spell, teleports to someplace no one knows about, activates anti-teleport spell, activates magical shield.
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Old Oct 22, 2005, 03:03 PM // 15:03   #53
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your a chicken pika-link don't come back!!!

*points sword at echo* Your next punk
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Old Oct 22, 2005, 03:07 PM // 15:07   #54
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*uses levitation in the middle of the bar*
*everyone points at me and calls me gay*

*activates admin ultra lightning power, instantly killing everyone*
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Old Oct 22, 2005, 03:10 PM // 15:10   #55
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*Disenchants all spells, teleports into bar, transforms into Pika-Cloud, uses Electric Buster Slash on lildude, transforms back into Pika-Link, orders a plate of nachos from bartender.
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Old Oct 22, 2005, 03:11 PM // 15:11   #56
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*activates AOLAIMBOT-Popup virus, while everyone is closing a bazillion pop-ups i headshot them all with knife*
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Old Oct 22, 2005, 03:29 PM // 15:29   #57
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*orders a bunch of sake and gets drunk off her gored*
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Old Oct 22, 2005, 03:32 PM // 15:32   #58
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*Orders potstickers from bartender, gives half to Avari, takes a quarter to eat, and uses the remaining quarter as bombs.
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Old Oct 22, 2005, 03:33 PM // 15:33   #59
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Quote:
Originally Posted by kg_lildude1
*headshots undead with trusty knife, then /piss on his dead corpse*
*yells over to lag, i got your back man!*
Hope no1 turned on tk... >_>
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Old Oct 22, 2005, 03:36 PM // 15:36   #60
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*stops walking casts karma around the whole bar cutting everybodys health to 1/8*

*sits down and gets a fresh cup of coffee AAAAAAAH*
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